"You didn't dress up today?"
"Does it look like I dressed up today?!" Note: I was wearing my work uniform, and you're asking me if I dressed up? Come on. Don't be an idiot.
Another person... "Why didn't you dress up?"
"I didn't feel like it. That's why."
What's the big deal with Halloween anyways? I think our ancestors would be disgusted with how the way we treat this holiday today. It's not just candy anymore, it's going out and partying, getting drunk, and so on and bullshit. Last year, you know how many trick or treaters knocked on my door? ZERO. This year? NOBODY BOTHERED. Five years before now I couldn't stand the constant knocking on our door of trick or treaters, but now? I miss it. Fucking celebrities went trick or treating! Come on. Not everything has to be a party and finding an excuse to get wasted, "Oh but it's a holiday!"
EXACTLY! It's a holiday. Treat it with respect. What's wrong with you stupid humans?
No comments:
Post a Comment